February 2012
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Society: emo
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
Society: emo
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Society: emo
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
me: hi mu-
mum: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE SO SELFISH AND LAZY YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE DON'T YOU KNOW THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN OUT THERE SUFFERING AND YOU WON'T EVEN DO SMALL CHORES YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER IT'S TAKEN OVER YOUR LIFE
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It was really awkward when Liam asked me how I was so thin today, couldn’t really tell him the truth could I?
Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
When you hear a bump in the night:
thatfunnyblog:
expectations
reality
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
