February 2012
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
When you hear a bump in the night:
thatfunnyblog:
expectations
reality
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
JK Rowling's new ADULT book title revealed~
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“On set Martin [Freeman] kept saying, ‘Oh yeah, you went to fucking Hogwarts,...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, talking about his boarding school education. (via emilyisobsessed)
d1sintergration:
things i have mastered in high school:
• how to stay awake from 2 hours of sleep • how to feel inadequate and unimportant • how to whine about everything • how to destroy your feelings • how to cry in 10 different octaves • how to rapidly lose faith in mankind
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When I go to bed after watching a scary movie →
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Normal people stealing crown jewels:
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