Expecto Patronum!





5000letters:

being tender for someone you’re into is so weird like at once you want to hold them to your chest and love them and stroke their hair and look after them forever but on the other hand you want to slam them against a wall and kiss them until their mouth is a bruise

(via leaderofthekevolution)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(Source: sherlockswift, via weasleyandpotter)


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

(Source: cybugs, via leaderofthekevolution)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via satan-winchester)

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

(via leaderofthekevolution)

hopelesslyscattered:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

This is like a guy at my work who told me how it was weird I didn’t seem scared to be there by myself with him….well I wasn’t until you said that. 

(via leaderofthekevolution)

terezis-weave:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Oh my gosh cuties

(via leaderofthekevolution)

iamverysorry:

camiekahle:

fartgallery:

i dont want to do anything ever

I’ve never related to anything more

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

(via satan-winchester)

sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

image

(via leaderofthekevolution)