Expecto Patronum!





Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo
letusneverspeakofthis:

tashapie:

Laughing at how the girl on front of the UCAS Student Guide isn’t even attempting her UCAS Application but just sitting on Tumblr

Accurate.

letusneverspeakofthis:

tashapie:

Laughing at how the girl on front of the UCAS Student Guide isn’t even attempting her UCAS Application but just sitting on Tumblr

Accurate.

(Source: pallorxmortis, via toocooltobehipster)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via pizza)

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

(via spoken-not-written)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via spoken-not-written)

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via dammit-darlin)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via dammit-darlin)

justfuckingnougat:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Very excited for Guardians of the Galaxy

justfuckingnougat:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Very excited for Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: looo-ch, via dammit-darlin)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

(Source: seedy, via perks-of-being-chinese)

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

(via spoken-not-written)