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mrtwentington:

punchdeck:

semideusa-idiota:

Black and white twins 

I didn’t realize this was possible.

YEAH! GENETICS, BITCH!

I talked about this the other day and someone said “what the actual fuck” as if I was talking nonsense, this is a real thing

(Source: diverseiridescentbeings, via heartofdisney)

fauxboy:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I laughed out loud

(Source: gronkwena, via heartofdisney)


Taylor liked this on instagram 8/16/14 (x)(x)

Taylor liked this on instagram 8/16/14 (x)(x)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

(via heartofdisney)

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

I wonder how much Stephen Sondheim hates Stephen Schwartz’s lyrics

Like, we all know he hates them, but I wonder just how much…

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seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

(via heartofdisney)



america you have gone Too Far

NO WE HAVEN’T

america you have gone Too Far

NO WE HAVEN’T

(Source: p-eterquill, via thatfunnyblog)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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rumpelstiltskinned:

Phantom meets Tumblr.

I decided to contribute to the madness.

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via elphabaoftheopera)