This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.
i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW
(via spoken-not-written)
A midget obese giraffe.
I’m having a heart attack
omgomgomgo
where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?
what is this.
what is life.
IT’S SO CUTE oMfG
OH MY GOD.
(Source: crittojanelee, via fallinginbrokenglass)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via louisdominatesharry)
(Source: tonymystark, via brbkeepingawaythenargles)
Can we talk about how derpy and unreliable the Mark 42 suit was throughout the entire movie though?
It’s like the Moon Moon of Tony Stark’s suits.
Other suits: “OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MAN MAN ALONG”
man man
bless this post
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via bagginsofcamelot)
(Source: troll-rockeiro, via spoken-not-written)
(Source: zimeta, via louisdominatesharry)
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
(Source: romangodfrey, via brbkeepingawaythenargles)
if eurovision is the hunger games of europe, she’s our katniss
UK’s the kid who steps of their platform early and gets blown to bits
(via whiskywithwater)
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU
Can people who write fanfiction take note…
jean valjean for father of the year because honestly how many dads will carry their adopted daughter’s boyfriend through a sewer of shit to keep him alive
(via idjitsincamelot)
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
(via my-white-abode)
