being tender for someone you’re into is so weird like at once you want to hold them to your chest and love them and stroke their hair and look after them forever but on the other hand you want to slam them against a wall and kiss them until their mouth is a bruise
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
all hail our queen
boom boom pow
I can’t even
As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN. MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.
Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.
This is like a guy at my work who told me how it was weird I didn’t seem scared to be there by myself with him….well I wasn’t until you said that.
Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…
Oh my gosh cuties
i dont want to do anything ever
I’ve never related to anything more
THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW